Sunday, September 28, 2008

Last POST before RAYA

Dear people...

This will be my last post before hari raya.
I will continue all my post after hari raya ok...
well.. maybe after sembahyang raya lah.. but at the mo.. i have tons to do..
so SELAMAT HARI RAYA to all.
MAAF ZAHIR & BATIN. : )

pS: u guys pun cukup cukup lah nak mengganggu hidup orang buat beberapa hari k.

What A Life to lead

I am tired. Baru sehari firing people all over and m tired of it. P , now i understand why you kept quiet. I shouldn't have pushed u n El too hard to make any statement. I'm tried lah. Lagi 2-3 hari nak raya kita duk sibuk menfire orang kan... ahahhahahahaha... anyhow. this is not what this post is about. Lets just get down to biz k.

It is so weird to be part of this industry. At first I thought it was cool but its not. I don't see what is there to be cool about. People back stabbing each other. Making stupid and so untrue statements. always and I say it again ... always use other people to their own advantage. Penat ah gini.... I am an honest person. ( Not trying to masuk bakul n angkat sendiri ) but I tell what I hear or see or read. I don;t like to be a hypocrite about it, because I am not. Kesian I. Selalu kena tipu dengan orang - orang yang suka nak ambil kesempatan.

In this industry. TRUST no one. but yourself. Kalau rasa benda tu salah.Jangan ikut. and kalau gerak hati u cakap U betul then be it that way,tak perlu nak bercampur dengan orang. Tak payah nak jaga hati orang. Jangan sekali - kali beritahu sesiapa tentang apa - apa. lagi- lagi kalau u tengah tulis sebuah cerita. because esok esok cerita tu dah kuar kat TV and ur still writing.

This is not the life I want to lead. NOPE! I dont want , hypocrasy to be my lifestyle. and i dont want to fake my smile and i really don't want to LIE. That is not me. Look , ask my frens. My true frens... I am not like this. I used to be one but please. I am tired of living a LIE.

So.. everybody.. please stop this or i shall reveal the bloody truth yang I tahu. I akan jatuhkan setiap sorang dari kamu semua. Bukan setakat jatuh, tapi terus tersungkur sampai nak bangun pun tak boleh. I was never part of this. and I wish to remain that way.

Thank You.

Ayuni Zamani

10 or Less.. & Angan - angan mat jenin..

People.. people...
i need you guys to read my my two post i mentioned above. Tell me again.. is the first one a wish list or is it just some 10 things i love, i hate, i wish for, i want to be, i love to read, of my favorite people.. apa ni... it wasnt a bloody wish list..
and as for the second post i mentioned... that was a wish list ... did i achieve it ?? YES i did. Kenapa lah ada orang yang bodoh sangat dalam dunia nih?? I really don't understand lah.... stupid! stupid! stupid!

FECK OFF LAH !!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

memFIRE balik... : )

To Kak Ayu and Dynie Othman,

Pity both of you, as you all co-operated with someone who responsible for PEMECATAN anda berdua. YES, Maya Elie was the one who always cucuk Boss and Boss' and she also the one who told them, YOU kak Ayu, buat keje luar. Both of the Boss told us. So, who you going to trust, it's up to you now. Now I believe Maya Darina offers both of you to join her company,THAT'S GOOD, wait until both of you died 8000x, if you're lucky enough, the 8001st time Maya Darina will exists (Laugh). Now just relax and think how she make a fool on both of you. Or the easiest way, go and meet that Maya Darina, see if you can meet her.

Ard@Azhar... Regarding what you wrote about me.

1. I am sorry that your english is just so bad.
2. I was fired because your beloved company tak bole terima orang yang pandai macam i and yanie, QUIT. she wasnt fired.
3. yes.. actually i memamng suspect elly yang buat tapi gerak hati i kata.. bukan dia. tapi ur oh-so-best-fren-baru yang bgtau sebab i yang bgtau dia...
4. elly didnt offer me a job because for ur info i bukan baru dalam industri ni.i dah lama and i atually have my own company.

so sorry lah ye. jangan ingat semua orang bodoh macam u . and lain kali please my dear get ur facts right!

thanks.

CONFESSION OF A MORON.....(hillarious!!)

Assalamualaikum,

Dear Maya Molie, Maya Elie, Maya Melia & Maya Darina...

First I would like to say that I'm sorry I didn't answer your calls and messages couple of time before. My 'LAWYER' said I shouldn't response any calls from 'ALL' of you until further notice (which will never come). You will never succeed on making that 'mandrem thingy on me anymore you big fat monster(S). Maybe you already knew about my plan towards 'ALL' of you so that's why you tried to hypnotized me lately,wasn't you?But ADE AKU KESAH?(Laugh).

YES, SURPRISEEE!!!! I'm the SPY.

Owh, here's the other important anouncement for ALL of you Mayas. If you must know, I'm the one who told Zubir everything about you. Yes, that picture also, how nice your brown clothes on the paper. But you like it,wasn't you? YOU WANT FAME, I GAVE YOU FAME ALREADY. For this matter I would like to say sorry to Faizal Tahir(whatever happen, you still my idol :D) and Pierre if these article offended both of you. It's not only just for your own sake, but also hundreds of others. Too bad for Maya Darina and Maya Elie, I already saved all of your pictures, so no need to burden yourself to terminate (again) your accounts. No, it's ok,don't thanks me.

For credits, I would like to express my gratitude to Maya Darina for terkantoi lupe gune suare manje mase call last time, to Bos as he still believe in me eventhough he knows I'm Maya Elie's best-la-sgt bestfriend (yes, you right Maya Darina and Maya Elie, me and him still going to continue the deal). To 'Nenek Kebayan', thanks for your wake up call, even they didn't believe you, you know we at the company believe in you. To mr so-calledhulubalang (if I'm not mistaken), sorry I did kutuk2 you in front of Maya Darina and Maya Elie. It just to make the drama looks REAL, now continue your pursuit on Maya Elie's hutang.

To Kak Ayu and Dynie Othman,

Pity both of you, as you all co-operated with someone who responsible for PEMECATAN anda berdua. YES, Maya Elie was the one who always cucuk Boss and Boss' and she also the one who told them, YOU kak Ayu, buat keje luar. Both of the Boss told us. So, who you going to trust, it's up to you now. Now I believe Maya Darina offers both of you to join her company,THAT'S GOOD, wait until both of you died 8000x, if you're lucky enough, the 8001st time Maya Darina will exists (Laugh). Now just relax and think how she make a fool on both of you. Or the easiest way, go and meet that Maya Darina, see if you can meet her.

This is the most IMPORTANT message for you Maya Elie. WHENEVER & WHEREVER I meet you once again, first thing I'm going to do is 'reward' you with 3 cute punches. 1 for make a fool of my dream and drag 'someone' who I already kicked her out from my life... And also for trying your luck to goda me. Another 1 is a request from 'Nenek Kebayan', and the last 1 is a free gift for you as you succeed on making people's life topsy turvy.

Mark my word, you made a fool on wrong people, so you have to prepare for it. I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A HELL any way possible. The article is the first start, more embarrasement for you soon. Owh, No@, no need to thanks me :D

To Pierre,

This is me and 'their problem, never in my intention to provoked you. If I ever talked to you before, believe me every single word was true, but whatever, just hope someday you will wake up and face the reality.

To Mayas,

Every artists will be notified regarding about you and your actions, and now the Boss trying to gather every informations and certain action will be executed by authority only for you. Aww, stop praising me you big fat hairy hand biarch :D

Bitch like you Elie who makes the industry a HELL. Fark that I will not going to let you go just like that. Thanks for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Ard
(The cutest teenage detective :D)

Friday, September 26, 2008

the TRUTH

dear people.. i am about to reveal the truth ....so here goes...

the TRUTH about me:
1. I am a writer. A scriptwriter to be exact but I am not that good. cuma bila penulisan seseorang tu I rasa sangat teruk. I cakap lah. Tak salah bercakap kan ?
2. I got a job at MIG because I asked for it. I emailed MJ and she called me in.
3. It's not that I hadap sangat nak kerja kat MIG but I needed the job because I was dead bored not writing anything for almost a year.
4. I didn't want to mix around with people because I know once, some good comes along, I memang akan berenti dari MIG.
5. YES! I memang tulis untuk company luar selama I bekerja dengan MIG but hey! I siapkan jugak all my work kan ?
6. I diberhentikan dari MIG sebab MJ cakap diaorang nak cut overhead. FINE BY ME! at least I can stay home kan ?
7. I am not SAD or DEPRESSED that I diberhentikan sebab like I said I tak hadap sangat kot kerja kat sana.
8. Honestly , I memang tak suka AIN sejak I masuk kerja lagi. I tak suka dia memang tanpa sebab. Dia tak buat salah pun dengan I but I am like that. Sekali I tengok muka seseorang, I dah boleh baca sama ada dia OK or NOT. In my book. She's not. NO offence, dia licik, boleh buat orang percaya dia tapi.... last-last I sedar jugak. Gerak hati awal I memang dah cakap jangan kawan dengan dia. Menyesal? Sedikit ....
9. I say what I want to say. Elly told me MJ cakap I ni rebellious. Memang I macam tu. Kalau I tak suka something I tunjuk.
10. I am actually a nice person but I don't like people messing around with me. I tak suka nak jaga sangat hati orang lain. Don't want to be friends with me ? Say it to my face lah !

TRUTH about Elly :
1. I am not that close to her. She only came to me when she sedar that whatever I said was true.
2. I was actually angry at her, because I know that she is some sort of a spy jugak.
3. I know the real story about her and I really know that whatever the press is saying about her is soooooooo not true.
4. YES! I was annoyed with her for always talking about P all day long at the office. So u're close to him. I don't really wanna know about it.
5. and YES! I also think that she is a lil "gila glamour" kot... wanting to follow on all the road tour and all....
6. I really don't know why she was transfered downstairs but what I actually thought was, since I so like to turun bawah, MJ wants her to stay downstairs and report to her of whatever I did masa kat bawah ... true?
7. She is also a good writer. So it's MIGs lost that they fail to see that.
8. Elly silap trust orang. Not to say that she shud have trusted me but ....
9.Elly is a strong person. She is. Don't mess with her jugak...
10. Elly is a nice person. Just like me. WE do our own thing and let us be...

The TRUTH about AIN.
1. Ain is a nobody. but she will do anything to be a somebody. Even if that means to stab people along way.
2. Ain has got a way to make people trust her by saying something like...I trust you. That's why I'm telling you this.
3. Her nickname of nenek kebayan was given by yanie and me. because she does look a lil like a witch not because of her perangai. Well... part of it anyway...
4. Ain cannot ..and I mean cannot terima kritikan dengan baik. As a fellow writer, byk kali i pointed out her mistakes but there's always an excuse for it.
5. I know that all she wants is just to be a good person. but to be good you have to start as a good person, not the other way around.
6. Ain also has got a way of twisting peoples word around. I told her that I was writing for another company and she told me, she heard it from another person. Stupid eyh? I think I can remember what I said...
7. I think Ain is a "Jolly Girl"... I think...
8. Ain always like to act as if she's naive and innocent but she is not. I think she knows more about so many things than me but like I said she likes to act naive and innocent.
9. YES! She does wear a Winnie the POOH jeans... and I was like.. you make tons of money and ... arghhhhhhh!!! Kelakar kan ?
10. She is not a nice person. Why do I say that ? Because I know. She is not.

So people... I am tired of typing. I will later write some more truth about some other things yang I tak boleh reveal kat sini. So tunggu k. Maybe lepas raya ke....

Selamat Hari Raya Friends. Maaf Zahir dan Batin.


Pelik lah...

I just tak faham kenapa diaorang ni tak habis - abis lagi nak buat jahat dengan orang lain... cukup lah... puasa dah nak abih.. next week dah nak raya... sudah sudah lah ok....korang semua ni... sekali aku sebrkan benda yang sebenarnya baru korang tahu langit tu tinggi atau rendah... please lah.. eventhough i was never part of this.. but i am soooooo sangat fed up dengan apa yang sedang berlaku... so before korang semua menyesal... please leave my frens alone...